Thursday, November 14, 2013
Tonight, alot of people will be happy, elated, exhausted and probably shot or stabbed over the Playstation 4.
I say this because no one else will, but you know it's true, just wait until the news tomorrow.
So, with that being said, I would like to call for "Gamer Martial Law". If you are leaving Gamestop tonight and you see a shadowy figure behind you lurking in the darkness... make sure you have some sort of defense.
Please, I do not condone undue violence.. But, please someone pack a 15 inch dildo with you to the release.. Because I would LOVE to see the news story "Would-be thief beaten half to death by 15 inch sex toy" on the news.
I will not be attending the release, I have gathered my PS4 by other means.
But history has proven they when you leave tonight, you will be preyed upon.
Now for something of a lighter note.
Congratulations, you are one of the lucky few who will be receiving a console tonight, not everybody who wants one can say that.
I took Sony's deal to upgrade Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag to the PS4 version, Gamefly shipped me Need for Speed: Rivals, and we will be receiving Contrast and Resogun or whatever the fuck they call it on Tuesday for free.
So, I already have 4 games for the new system.
Anyway this is just a note to remind you to be safe, remember to wear phone books taped to your chest as armor. Enough from me. Let's party. que the victory dance....