Friday, May 31, 2013

WHAT THE FUCK FRIDAY! . 8 arrested after brawl at kindergarten graduation.


"A kindergarten graduation in Cleveland ended with eight people in detention — police detention — after an argument erupted into a sidewalk brawl. Families of students at the Michael R. White School were gathered for the end-of-year ceremony when two teenagers got into a dispute and stepped outside to continue it, said Roseann Canfora, a spokeswoman for the city schools. "There were no guns, but one individual did pull out a club or a stick and one person did grab a hammer," Drummond told NBC News."

This is completely fucking ignorant. this was a day for the children and adults had to fuck it all up. This is just sad, as these children look back upon memories, they have to remember this stupid bullshit.

I hope the judge kicks their asses. Fuck these people.

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Ultraviolet and Vudu and You... Psycho Saturdays review by Knightedrik

Today, I am reviewing this for Psycho Saturday. Even though this is not a "game" and Saturday was yesterday.. still bear with me here. 
I want to speak to you about something near and dear to my heart. 
Ultraviolet movies in the cloud. 
"What are UV movies?", You might ask..
Well, I'm sure you've been in the video department of your favorite store lately, and seen a sticker that looks something like the one above.  That means that inside the dvd or blu ray you are holding, there is an "Ultraviolet" copy of the movie.
If you buy one of these movies, and open it you will find a code. You go to and create an account.  Ultraviolet is a digital locker on the internet that stores all the digital rights of all the UV movies you own. 
Once you create an account with them, you'll then need to head over to and set up an account with them as well, from there you will proceed to link the two accounts together and there you go. You now have a streaming storage account, and you can watch movies on your PC, PS3, Xbox 360, Roku Box, smart tv, or portal to hell.
 That being said, you can google Vudu Beta, and find a link to Vudu's disc to digital in home beta.
Upon doing that, and depending on if you have a blu ray drive in your PC, you can scan the disc in your drive and upgrade dvd movies for $5 and place them in your cloud. Blu Ray movies only cost $2 to convert.
Pretty soon, you will amass a giant collection of movies in the cloud.
Thanks for reading my review, see you next week..
Wait, what.. we're not done yet? Ahh god-damnit, Fine then.
What the fuck ever, I thought I did a fine review getting people into UV..
Don't look at me that way kitteh.
Ok asked for it.
Fuck my life. What do you mean that was just the intro..

Well, it appears I have more to explain.

 It would seem simple enough, right?

Well, it seems your not smart enough for Ultraviolet.

Apparently, no one is..

Because this is the hardest god damned service I have ever used, and I am no where near alone.

Did I forget to mention that is ran by....

drum roll...

drum roll....

Yep, you guessed it.  You finally get something awesome, and an undead hillbilly "always" has to fuck it up.
It seems that there are multiple problems with this service, Not Ultraviolet mind you.. they have their shit stacked properly. 
It's Vudu/Walmart/spawn of the fucking devil.
I spent over 15 hours.. yes, HOURS. Setting this shit up.
Ultraviolet lets you add up too 5 other friends to share movies with.. so, you can all share. 
But Walmart says "Fuck that shit, you can only have 2 Ultraviolet accounts tied to 1 Vudu account".
 If you add a third account, you divide by zero, and your dick falls off.

From what I can figure, this shit works like a chain mail, fucking ponzi scheme.

It might go like this:

You make an UV account, and a Vudu account.. And so does a friend. YOU EACH add other people to your Vudu accounts, so they are leaching off your Vudu accounts, and not UV.

And so on and so forth, I have no fucking clue. It eludes me on how to add more then two people to my "gang".

If anyone has managed to do this correctly, please by all means, explain this shit in the comments.
 I currently have 202 movies that will stream to my PS3, and Agent from the podcasts is my movie partner. He can stream 209 to his PS3. And I added him to this shit. Also, on the Vudu website it says we own 254 fucking movies.
So what the fucking fuck!
Wal Mart can lick my sweaty nut sack.

Thursday, May 23, 2013

A Spark from the Ashes - Eruption Cover

Just when you think the kids of today are whining, entitled douchebags.. you see something like this. And they totally redeem themselves.

Tina S. here is kicking Eddie Van Halen right in the nuts, and she's only 14 years old. 

Yes, you heard that correctly, fourteen.

People, this is what talent looks like...

There might just be hope for saving music yet.

Saturday, May 18, 2013

The Return of Psycho Saturdays - Far Cry 3 review by Knightedrik

Here it is folks, the moment you've all been waiting for.  The return of Psycho Saturdays.

This has been along time coming.. and I am finally able to continue providing quality entertainment for my twisted, sick as fuck, audience.

 So, without further ado, I give you.. The Psycho Saturdays Far Cry 3 Review.

Far Cry 3 Review by Knightedrik

Although I have not reviewed many games this year, and I am a bit late on this one.. just fucking read it. I mean, it's not like I don't have shit to do just like you people do. So, I am behind in my backlog of games a bit.  It's not my fault my wrists have been hurting, tell your mother to buy fuzzy handcuffs for next time.

 If you have come here expecting me to be bitching and complaining about this game, then your probably not playing this game at all..I will say this up front, this game is fantastic.. and if you do not own it, buy it right now.

The Good: 

 It seems like something happened at Ubisoft.. I think they finally remembered that they really do like making money.  I meaning, real money.. not just milking Ass Creed for the fourteenth fucking time.   Someone decided that they should make another Far Cry game.  And at the mention of the name Far Cry, I almost splattered malaria blood shits all over my chair.  For you see, the FC franchise and I.. we don't really get along. I still haven't forgotten the mouth fucking Ubisoft gave every buyer of Far Cry 2 for free. 

 And yet now, it seems like they took that Ass creed money, and used it to bring back the dead, per say.
"You remember Far Cry 2?" says Far Cry 3.. "Well, fuck that game.. fuck it right in it's aids ridden, malaria dripping asshole." 

 This game is so vastly superior to FC2, it's almost unbelievable. Where FC2 was a piece of maggot ridden shit, this game is like Just Cause 2 in first person, minus the cool zippy thingy.

 EVERYTHING has been improved, the graphics, the sound/music, the AI, everything.

The Bad:

In this game you play as a whiny suburbian cunt turned billy bad ass, Jason Brody.  And their in lies the only weakness I can find to this game. You die incredibly easy in this game. I'm serious.. one warm summer's night queef and Mr. Brody is taking his 1,344th dirt nap. The word pussy comes to mind. Alot. Verbally.

The Story:

 No, no.. I'm not in any way going to spoil this one for you.. But, lets say this. you play a pussy out for revenge for acts of unkindness placed unto a day gone to hell.. on a series of islands. Thus thrusting him into the role of hero of the day. That about sums it up.

The Gameplay:

The above being said, this game is insane. The sheer amount of choices you can make in solving a problem is staggering. Like to sneak in and kill people, no problem. Like to jump right in guns blazing, your covered. Like to ram a hang glider directly up someones ass.. you'll love it. You can even bust open a tiger cage, and watch the hilarious ass raping that follows. And all of your favorite killing weapons are included as well.. handguns, shotguns, assault rifles, sniper rifles, grenades, molotovs.. even the ass roasting power of a rocket launcher and grenade launcher.   There truly is something for everyone. And did I mention it's a completely open sandbox world for you to fuck up?.. Yes, there's that too.

 The Graphics:

Everything in this game is just beautiful. From the water effects, shading, the lush jungle, the sandy beaches, even the buildings and environments look great. the character models for the main characters could have used a bit more polish, but overall.. top notch. You will be lost as hell, and loving every minute of it.

The Sound:

Sound quality in games means alot to me, and it should mean alot to you too. If you are listening to this game through a tv set.. your not getting the full experience. You really need a 5.1 or 7.1 surround sound headset for games like this. And this game makes you feel right there, in the moment.. whether your bow hunting savage predators, or escaping gunfire.. the game does a sterling job of letting you know where you next mauling death is going to come from.

The Lasting Appeal:

With there being so much to do after the main quest line, you will be kept busy for weeks. Online multi-player, trials, co-op missions, etc. You could even steel yourself and hunt down every single fucking treasure in this game if you want to. Odds are a few years from now, you will be playing this one again.

The Trophies:

Pretty straight forward for an FPS/RPG. Find shitt, kill shit, blow up shit.. but there is one trophy in every game when your going for platinum, that I call the "Fuck you" trophy.. It's usually a bronze. This game is no exception. 

The "Never Saw It Coming" trophy/achievement will piss you right the fuck off if you do not understand just what it is that you are supposed to do. Yes, you can get this one easily close to the first of the game, but if you do not.. it becomes a complete mother fucking cocksucker. I did not make this video, but i hope it helps to clarify this trophy for you. It truly does help.

The Bottom Line:

Story: 7.0
Gameplay: 9.0
Graphics: 9.0
Sound: 10.0
Lasting Appeal: 8.0
Trophies/Achievements: 8.0

Overall: 8.0 Excellent



Friday, May 17, 2013


Just wanted to post this in case there was any questions.. this should answer them all.

Raptr Gamercard

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Let's chat, shall we..

Alright damn it.. I was determined to get the Psycho Saturday's post up this week.  I've just been extremely busy the last couple of weeks, as well as being sick.

So, at this point.. I would just like to have a little chat with you guys. To let you know what's been going on with the blog.. and what I have been doing over the last few weeks. I will also talk about the plans I have for the future.

With the addition of Death in Eternity to the blog, we are able to produce a better level of quality entertainment for you.  He's basically kicked it up a notch. Now we have the podcast available on youtube for you to enjoy.. or detest.. depending on your level of willpower.  And if you did enjoy the podcast, thank him.. he worked hard to bring that to life.

 If you listened to the podcast you will remember Agent.. he is going to be a reappearing guest.

I am planing to give away prizes in the near future.. That's right.. real free shit.  Details on that will be revealing themselves soon, but it will be for blog members only.. so SIGN UP.  You can't win if your not signed up. Most people on facebook force you to like shit just to win stuff, I mearly ask you to sign up for the blog.

 I am looking into opening a store soon.  Selling everything from video games to ultraviolet codes to hand crafted jewelry.

I know these thoughts are kind of scattered, but bear with me.

 This week on the podcast we will have a very special guest, so don't miss it.

We are also planning boost sessions for PS3 games, so if you need multiplayer help getting trophies.. comment and let me know what games. And we'll get that rolling.

So far the schedule looks like this:

Sunday: N/A
Monday: N/A
Tuesday: New Podcast
Wednesday: Death's Article
Thursday: New rant article
Friday: "What the fuck is this?" day
Saturday: Psycho Saturdays

We are working on new content for Sunday and Monday, and we are also still looking for talent to be an author here on the site, so email me if you are interested.

Thanks for listening to my thoughts, if you have any ideas you'd like to see us produce.. comment and let us know.

You guys are awesome.
Stay that way.


Thursday, May 9, 2013

Thursday's Topic: What the fuck is this?

Would anybody care to explain what the fuck this is..?  This shit washed up onto the beach in New Zealand recently..  More Info?  Click the youtube link.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Rage of Thrones by Axis of Awesome

I have been following this band for awhile and I thought you should too. lol. Check them out, pretty funny shit.

Monday, May 6, 2013

+1, The insanity deepens.

Everybody welcome to the blog.. Death In Eternity.

In response to my recent ad, I found someone who will cover the PC angle of tech.  And will be posting random other shit as well..

So, buckle the fuck up.. this shit just became a tag team thing.