Monday, December 29, 2008

Reader Requests Vol. 1

Well now...

Christmas is over, and the dust has finally settled. I hope you had a great one.. If next years ends up like this years did.. I may have to re-mortgage my house. But hey, its all in good fun.. right? To see the looks on your loved ones faces, as they open their gifts.. and see that what you bought them is way less fucking expensive than what you received.. priceless.

So.. now that that shits over with..... again, we can looks forward to the new year with a drink in one hand and a bottle of anti-depressants in the other. It seems like every year just goes by faster and faster, doesn't it?

Ok, on to the topic of today's post..

I asked my readers and my friends in the PSN crowd who are readers as well, to submit topics for discussion. And by discussion.. I mean my solo unbridled hatred. I got more then a few topics to work with, but I am going to do them one at a time. First come, first served style.

After reading my blog, a good friend of mine.. who just so happens to be an admin. at, sent me a topic he would like me to expand on. And it just so happens its a subject that I have alot to say about.

This ones for you...


I remember back when I was just a kid in school.. we had many different classes. Art, Science, English, lots of classes.. And then when I reached high school.. we had slightly different classes.. Algebra, Chemistry, Physics, FUCKING ECONOMICS...

Now, I won't go into the gorey details of my economics classes.. but I would like to make a few points.. touch some bases.. if you will.

In layman's terms, basically.. this is what I learned...

A) 90% of the time, small businesses fail.

Yes.. this is America, and yes.. everybody deserves to have a dream.. But if your dream is to open an eating establishment where you serve ground up kittens.. Guess what, you belong in that 90%. (And your an asshole.) You must have not only luck, but a gimmick, some money, a few friends, investors.. maybe even a slush fund for your hookers.. fuck I don't know. But, its very rare in this day and age, to succeed. And the point is.. everything must be perfect. Now, with it being said that 90% of SMALL businesses fail.. what's that say about BIG business.

B) Supply and Demand

The most basic rule in business..

You have shit + I need shit = You sell shit.

Or, A+B=C for you algebra fuckers. To put it into even simpler terms.. You sell ground kitten, I don't want ground kitten.. see listing A.

In order to sell things, you must have a target audience.. Fuck, even those Sham-wow fuckers know that.. They cater to the OCD crowd. It doesn't take a genius to know that its hard to sell porn in a church. Wait a minute, maybe thats a bad example.. But you get my fucking point.

Long story short.. if you want to sell something, then make sure you have a GOOD something to sell. Stand behind your product.. and give people that false sence of security they love so much.

Also with supply and demand, one other point.. If demand is high, you charge a bit more. If demand is low, you lower the price. If supply is high, on the other hand.. you might want to have a sale. If supply is low, raise the price.. because its more rare. You see, its really not that hard to understand.

C) Investors

There are two kinds of investors.. like the two kinds of gamblers.. One faction like to stick with what they know.. and make it work for them. And the other, maybe favors roulette, as to where luck would play a larger part. With investors, some people like to invest in Nike or Pringles or Trojans.. because they wear or use that shit. Others hear from a friend of a friend, or the news.. that a certain stock is going to be hot.. so they dump all their cash into it.. and pray.

Either way, large and small businesses cannot live without investors. Someone stupid enough to give up their money for a worthless piece of paper, in the hopes that maybe the paper will turn to gold.

Now.. here's the problem. Lets forget about small business for a minute and focus on big business.

Big business, had lost their fucking mind... there, someone had to say it.

They have taken to 3 basic, common knowledge points that I have made above.. and wiped their asses with them.

Banks, Car manufacturers, Dildo salesmen, Homeowners, Ground kitten salesmen.. FUCK.

Everybody is coming out of the woodwork.. with their fucking hand out. Begging.

Please bail me out.........

Please help us, we have forgotten what the fuck we're doing and we need money..

Your Money..................

Taxpayer money................

What pisses me off even worse is that our government, in all their fucking splendor, is entertaining the idea of spending MY MOTHER FUCKING TAX DOLLARS.. to help people who are too stupid to live.

Let's do Banks first..

Banks.. are full of greedy bastards. In fact you cannot even work at a bank unless you are a greedy bastard. They pay shit wages, shit rates on your savings, all because the head bank CEO is taking damn near every single dime of profit.. and spending it on hookers and scotch. Well now they have ran out of hooker/scotch money.. and they want the government to supply them with an unlimited stream of hookers/scotch. And guess who's going to pay in the long run for this bullshit. They want us to bail them out.. fine. First walk in and fire everybody working there, cause they fall into the 'too stupid to live' category.. then make the American people investors. From now on.. Bank CEO's make the same salary as teachers. Trust me.. somebody will take the job. And take all that fucking 'stolen' money back.. and use it for what it was meant for.

Now for the Car making dumbfucks...

The companies who make cars are failing?? Seriously? Because everytime I walk out the fucking door.. I see thousands of cars.. who the fuck knew? OOoo I get it.. it's the American car makers that are failing.. o well that's different.

What the hell happened to this country.. we used to stand for something.. we used to never let someone else be better than we were. Fuck.. we even faked a moon landing to fuck with those russian and japanese bastards. We never used to get pushed around.

But sadly, now it seems we are but a doormat.. 'wipe your feet on the way in'.

So.. let me get this straight.. we can't make a better car, cheaper, then the japanese? Its a good thing we don't have like 40 million fucking mexica.......... wait just a damn second.

I don't see a problem here, mexicans want to work.. they are already here needing jobs.. they will work for minimum wage.. (or less if your a bastard).. what the fuck is the problem.

But alas, turn on the TV and all you hear is.. 'Help us.. we need money.. we need 40 billion dollars..'

I have a solution for this problem. It's fucking brillant.

You know who should bail out the US car makers.. you know who should..

The fucking gasoline people...

Think about it, it's a match made in heaven.

A + B = C

Thanks to IROC-J, for submitting this subject..

Next subject will be posted soon...
Stay tuned...

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Saturday, December 13, 2008

The Return (Where the fuck has this guy been?)

Ok.. Ok.. I'm back now..

I've had a few problems in the last few months. Not that I would bug you with the details.. or that you'd probably give a shit. But let's just say everything's better now. I would say everything's perfect, but for some reason the leagues of stupid fuckers are still alive. So.. everything's not perfect, now is it?

Up until now, I've kind have been doing a top ten or a top 5 list kind of thing. But that's not what i plan on doing all the time. Sometimes I just get so pissed off that my aggression needs... a list. But sometimes i just can't stand it anymore.. I just get so incredibly pissed off, that a list just won't justify my hatred, sometimes it takes a rant. Yes.. a rant.

----::::WARNING: SPOILER::::----

If you have been reading this blog, then I'm suprized about 2 things. 1> You can withstand this level of hatred.. and 2> Your actually reading this blog.
But, for those of you who are actually here to see what I'm pissed off about this week. Here you go...

Caylee Anthony is dead..

After this weeks breaking news.. theres not a doubt in my mind. That crazy fucking bitch (her mother) killed that little girl. A meter reader, who perhaps took the luckiest piss ever, walked into the woods to relieve himself.. and found a plastic garbage bag. Being the curious indiviuials that meter readers are, he kicked the bag to see what was in it. I have to say I would have to.. never know when a trash bag full of stolen cash will turn up in the woods. Anyway.. he kicks this bag, and the skull of a little girl falls out. It just so happens that the spot where he stopped to take a piss, is less than a half a mile from the Anthony home. The guy calls 911, cause.. well you know.. what the fuck would you do at that point? He tells 911 of his morbid discovery, and they dispatch the police to his exact location. And thus begins what the news people are calling "The Trial of the Century". Which is kind of fucked up to me.. because is seems they would want to.. I don't know.. collect evidence first, before declaring a full blown trial.
The remains were collected by the forensics dept, and they began testing them.. and now we know that the color and length of the hair matches.. and its also microscopicaly similar to Caylee's. That fact coupled with the lies being spewed from the mother and family themselves, plus the evidence they have already collected.. already proves to me the story and timeline.
You see.. I knew the truth when the grandmother said "It smells like there's been a body in the damn car".. and then said it was pizza. Well, fuck you lady.. we all know pizza doesnt decompose.. It just turns to they kind of cardboard mess that has no smell. Maggots will not eat pizza.. scientific fact.
Anyway, mark my words.. the mother killed her.. and she will be found guilty. They will try for a change of venue.. but won't get it, because everybody in the fucking country knows this bitch is guilty.

On to another topic.. lets spin the wheel of hatred.. and see where it stops. Click, click, click, boom..

When the fuck did we start killing Wal-mart greeters to save 10 dollars on a fucking dvd player. You greedy mother fuckers make me sick. "Hurry up Eithel, we gots to cash our government check and get to Wal-mart, theys got em dvd players for 24 bucks..", you fucking people need to die. If by some miracle, you were one of the people who stepped and stomped on this poor guy.. and you happen to be reading this blog right now... Do me a favor, and fucking kill yourself, you piece of shit. Now, dont get me wrong.. i mean that in the most hateful way possible. And for my beloved readers.. Yes, I still hate Wal-mart.. It's just that this is just a guy who went to work.. just to be stomped to death by a bunch of fucking hoodrats, rednecks and breeders.. that greed had taken hold of them completely. Fucking sickening.

Click, Click, Click.... Boom.

Bailouts.. o my fucking god.. the bailouts. I cant count the number of times someone has come up to me, and ask me for 14 billion dollars. And I didn't give it to any of them.. And do you know why? Because I don't have 14 BILLION DOLLARS! I mean how fucking stupid do you have to be.. Let me get this straight.. you make a shitty product.. you dont make a profit.. and you want 14 billion dollars to keep making a shitty, unprofitable product. Hmm.. Do you see where this is heading? And they had the balls to ask our government, for our tax dollars.. to bail these stupid fuckers out. Sometimes, I just can't believe the things I am hearing.

Anyway.. I'm back now.. and more pissed off then ever. I hope to see you back reading this, because I have alot of shit that needs to be said.

If you have any questions you would like answered, or you are brave enough to submit a topic.. I will be more than happy to tell you my thoughts on the subject. Also, I'm planning a Q & A session for my readers.. so get those questions in.

If you give a shit, others will too...

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Ive been sick as a dog..


All week this week I've been so incredibly sick.. it's just sad. I have something that's somewhat more than a cold, yet less than the flu. It started as like a head cold, and then settled in my chest. I don't really know how I contracted this bullshit, but I have a good idea.

Last week, I did something.. something so horrible that I feel bad even saying it out loud. That's right, I went shopping at Wal-Mart. It must have been one of those disgusting fucking breeders, that was spreading their bullshit germs all over everything. You know that kind of people.. The disgusting, nasty, waste of human skin, breeders with their 14 kids (that their paying no attention to..), coughing and spreading their nasty scum all over everything in the entire store. There must be a sign I keep missing at the door to Wal-Mart that says, "Welcome to Wal-Mart, let your stupid fucking kids go ape shit." Anyway.. I don't have to explain any further.. you people shop there.. you have to, I'm sure my $76.00 purchase didn't set them for life. Ain't that some shit, I go in there for a certain specific ink pen, that it seems they only sell there, and end up with 80 bucks worth of shit. Pilot Precise V5 Rolling ball ink pen.. best writing tool ever invented.

So, I really didn't mean for this blog entry to end up being filled with Wal-Mart hate.. It's just kind of an natural response I have. I really hate Wal-Mart...

Anyway.. This entry is about the things in the news the last couple of days that has really been pissing me off.. This moronic shit, not only gets way too much air-time.. but it is mostly problems that could be solved instantly. Here are the top 5 thing that have pissed me off in the last week, while I've been sick on the couch, because of the fucking Wal-mart folk.

5. Pigs with Lipstick..

What the hell? I knew Obama was an inexperienced moron, but.. damn! I mean, how much more scandel does the average American need? Slumlords, Crazy premiscious preachers, picking a complete duchbag for VP, having zero experience, being compaired to jesus, and now this 4th grade insult bullshit.. My god!! Enough already.. I mean.. when your running against a WAR HERO, with over 30 years of service and 20 something years of politician experience.. you'd think he'd just shut the fuck up and state only facts. John McCain was a P.O.W., and was tortured, as the enemy tried like hell to get information that would hurt our country.. and John told them to go fuck theirself.. and reset his own broken bones. I just don't see a decision that need to be made here.. If you vote for Obama.. your a fucking retard.

My advice: Sit Obama down and show him the tapes of John Kerry trying to crack jokes 4 years ago.. and explain what happened.

4. New for sale on eBay: Michael Jackson's unwashed underware.

Holy SHIT!!.. I guess you really can buy anything on eBay! Do everybody a favor, if you bid on this.. please find a way to let everybody know who you are.. so we can stay far the fuck away for you.

My advice: What the fuck... I'm speechless...

3. AGAIN with the O.J. Simpson Bullshit?!?!

Now let me get this straight, O.J. kills 2 people.. gets aquitted, causes tons more bullshit.. and they let him off the hook.. And now he goes to court AGAIN.. this time for stealing shit at gunpoint. Is it me, or is this going against everything that is the normal..? Let's run the checklist:

A> Is O.J. rich? X

B> Is O.J. well liked? X

C> Is O.J. dating anybody rich or well liked? X

D> Is Johnny Cochren still dead? O

Ok.. now.. why the fuck isn't he in jail already? If you get aquitted for a double homicide.. you should just pack your shit.. leave the country.. and never be seen again. Out of sight.. out of mind.. but noooo this moron decides it's a good idea to go into a casino hotel with GUNS.. and a fucking POSSE.. and gets himself caught on audiotape threating people. Does he WANT to go to jail? What the hell?

My advice: Pay Fred Goldman, and die.

2. Free Credit Commericals

With all the stalkers, murders, felons, and people who've done time for assault.. NOBODY's got pissed off enough to tie these fuckers to a random railroad track.. and record it so the whole world can watch it on youtube and cheer. This is the most annoying shit I have ever seen. You people know who the hell i'm talking about.. These 3 fucking guys.. have got so annoying.. that they have passed up the former record holder, Smiling Bob, with flying colors.

My advice: Railroad track, hammer, creativity

1. Little Girl lost

Caylee Anthony, the little girl on the news everyday.. still missing.. her mother seemingly doesn't know where she is. Her mothers car smells like a human dead body, and chemicals.. When it comes down to it, the mother probably drugged the child so her hood rat ass could go clubbing with her friends, and overdosed this poor little child.
Her mother is the biggest lying piece of shit I have ever seen. I guarentee you that for just 5 minutes alone with this skank bitch, me and Mr. Telephone book could get the truth out of her on where her daughter is. This is one of the rare cases that the police need to beat the living shit out of this bitch until she gives up the whereabouts of this child, dead or alive. I can't believe there are people out there that would treat their children this way. It's all just completely insane.

My advice: I think I've said enough..

Friday, September 5, 2008

The many, many fucking idiots of

Ok.. Whats pissing me off today?

Actually this ones been pissing me off for quite some time. Why are the sellers on so fucking stupid? Honestly.. It blows the mind. There should seriously be an IQ test given to you when you sign up. I mean.. it seems they can enter their payment information and everything ok.. but after that.. what the fuck happens?
So this will probably be the first of a few posts on the hilarity. I'm mainly posting this.. so people will read it and learn shit. Because so far it's a fucking joke. Here we go.. this is the top five things that piss me off about Amazon sellers:

5> People with zero positive feedback.

Once in a while you'll be seeking to buy shit on Amazon.. some new headphones, a new ps3 controller.. I don't know what the fuck you people like.. just insert generic shitty item here. Anyway, eventually you'll come across these people. The zero positive feedback people. This could also work for Ebay folks.. but fuck ebay, ebay sucks. And thats a different post altogether. Now.. common sense tell us, that if you screw up your first sale.. and piss off your first buyer. Then you might want to A> Quit selling altogether, B> Offer something for free to make buyer happy.. thus getting them to remove the shitty feedback, C> Kill yourself, or D> Pick two of the above. But alas not everybody knows what the hell they are doing. My advice to these people: Cancel your account, and restart.. but this time, dont be a complete fuck-up. Nobody's gonna buy from you if you can't even make your first feedback positive.

4> People with MASSIVE feedback.

Ok.. fuck you people. No.. not you.. the massive feedback people. How dare you sell something with a comment like:

"Why save pennies shopping with small time sellers, buy from us.. our feedback is 250,000 strong."

Fuck you people.. in the ass, with a rocket launcher. 250,000 feedback..? Fucker, YOU are a small time seller. What? You think you are the Wal-Mart of Amazon sales? And just because you had the available funds to buy up 20,000 copies of "My Name is Earl: Season 1", that your better than a seller with 85 continous positive feedbacks? And what the hell? Small time sellers ARE Amazon.. they make up like 80% of Amazon sellers.. and fuck you for pissing on someones American dream. What your really saying when you post an item with a comment like that is:

"Hi, buy from us.. We're complete dicks.. and we'll never, ever answer your email."

My advice to these people: Small time sellers are part of what makes this country great. It's the American dream to start up a small business and watch it grow. Instead of being a self-rightious dickhead, just do everybody a favor.. and throw yourself under a bus.

3> People who never answer emails.

Ok.. you were smart enough to create and account, input your finanical information so you can get paid, and post an item for sale. And lets say.. I happen to be scrolling thru the stuff for sale at Amazon.. and I see your item, and i'm and intrested buyer. So, I send you an email asking about the condition of the item or if it has everything that originally came with the item. And I wait, and wait, and wait, and what the fuck? It's been 3 days, and I still dont have an answer to my email question..?!? So..... you don't really want to sell shit? You just want people to know what shit you have? Because if I send you and email and you dont answer it.. at least within 72 hours.. that means 1 of 2 things: 1> You can give a fuck about my question. or 2> You won't send the item if I order it for at least 4 days. Either way.. what the fuck? My advice to these people.. Answer my fucking email. If you don't really want to sell shit, do what everybody else who doesnt want to sell shit does.. Open a shop at a flea market.

2> Video Stores that sell on Amazon

I mainly shop at Amazon for media. Mostly video games and DVDs. I do this because.. A> I can choose the condition of the item I want, and B> I hate buying from Blockbuster/Hollywood Video/Gamestop/EBgames/etc.. Now, that being said.. Why do I go to Amazon and see listings for some shitty video store in West Virginia? I'm sure I'm in the majority on this one.. When you buy something online, you want to get that item in the best condition as possible. Right? So.. why the hell do they bother to list shit like this:

"Item is in 'like-new' condition. Contains game (with many scratches), and book, in rental box. Artwork was cut so it will fit into rental box. Rental box and disc have a non-removable security sticker on them."

Now, I ask you, how the fuck is that "like new"? Who the hell would buy that? Especially since they charge moronic prices. What are they thinking? "Well they can either buy this game new for $12.99, or they can buy this piece of shit for $24.99.." Advice: Die.

1> Lame ass comments

Alright, this is the one thing that pisses me off more than anything about Amazon sellers.. and its two catagories of people. I purchase alot of Playstation 2 games from and these sellers shouldnt even bother posting items for sale:
A> The No-Comment People
People who dont bother listing a comment.. at all. The items decription is completely blank. It just says "like new" and if you order the item its like playing russian roulette, with a 9mm handgun. Your gonna get screwed. If they cant even post a comment it means that they are selling a piece of shit.. and theres nothing good they can say about this item.
B> The Too Little Information People
This is a widespread problem with Amazon.. but for this post we'll say that its mainly for video games. I am a collector, and when I'm looking to buy games, there's only 3 things I want to see in the listing. "MINT, Black label-not greatest hits, complete" That's all that need to be said.. it covers condition, version, and if the game has everything it supposed to have with it. No collector will buy "greatest hits" games.. ever. They are worthless. Well, you say.. I have a complete collection of greatest hits games... That's great! Do you have a lighter? Good.. light them on fire, they are worth nothing. Anyway, back on subject.. if you see a one word comment on a listing.. that word had better be "mint".. or don't waste your time and money.

Now.. I hope we've learned something today. If your an honest person.. and you have alot of games or movies and stuff you no longer want or need.. then please, by all means, start up your own Amazon sellers account.. We need more honest, educated people selling items. But if you are already an Amazon seller, and you fall into one of the above numbered catagories.. then please do everybody a favor:

(But don't forget to cancel your amazon account first.)

Thanks for reading,

Welcome to my world..


To my own little corner of the world. This is my first blog post on this site. I first off want to welcome anyone who wishes to read these posts to do so, but keep in mind.. most of the time, I'm constantly pissed off. This blog will contain some things that may sometimes offend certain people. And, really.. I don't fucking care. If you are offended.. go and read somebody elses blog.. Or watch PBS.. or continue downloading your Ricky Martin song collection. I don't give a shit. The point is.. most people are morons, some people are smart.. If your offended, guess which group you belong to? Congrats.. at least now, we know who my target audience is. So sit back, buckle the fuck up.. and enjoy. Because it only goes downhill from here.